September 2011
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Why
is my girlfriend so beautiful?
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well that just happened
Neighbor: I am just letting you know that this is the time kids play in the middle of the street…so just be aware
What she really meant: slow the fuck down before you hit someone
Me: okay no problem
What I really meant: I couldn’t possibly go any slower bitch…if the kids wanna race bikes they have two fucking sidewalks…the street is meant for cars.
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Holy Hangover Batman!
Last night was awesome. A few friends and I went to a local show to see our friends play. Then we drank at my friends after party. I really needed a night like that. Something good happening at home to not torment me for leaving Albany is always a plus. Although, I came home at around 4:30 and my mom basically freaked out. To her, doing anything that early in the morning is unecessary and...
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FUCK Pickles
This morning when I swallowed my medicine, I forgot to take it with food. The next few hours were interesting to say the least. I honestly have never burped that much in my life. Then I went to mcdonalds because I was starving (and stupid) and got a cheeseburger. This one particular pickle tasted like god. Then it started it’s revenge in my stomach. The burping will NOT GO AWAY. It...
natuhtack asked: <33
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“To our Fans and Friends: As R.E.M., and as lifelong friends and co-conspirators,...”
– R.E.M. (via mdla)
Day Off
What I would like to do
1. take a nap
2. learn some songs on piano
3. write down some raps
4. help my friend named Harley Davidson acquire a large amount of marijuana
5. Study
6. Peruse netflix
What I will most likely end up doing
1. take a nap
2. help my friend named Harley Davidson acquire a large amount of marijuana
yup seems like a good plan to me
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I didn't know Kristen Stewart was in spongebob
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mrgyllenhaalisinmybed:
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leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAA
LOL OMG. I CAN’T
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Middle Name
Austin
Don’t laugh. Don’t judge me.
I asked my parents separately why they chose that.
Mom: ” I love that name!! Jane Austen is one of my favorite poets of all time. And, next to Mitchell, Austin sounds very nice.”
Dad: ” Well it’s a great Texas city…it’s the city of live music did you know that? Of course, your mom’s never been to...
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Sometimes I thank god
that Natalie has found such a sexy boy.
Seriously though, I got some shit from the mall…and I look hot in it.
Pshhh can’t wait to flaunt it. Pic to follow tonight.
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I haven't been up this early on a sunday since....
I didn’t know what weed was….
Charlie Sheen was addicted to something other than winning….
Mcdonalds had mozarella sticks on their menu…..
hebrew school…
my parents didn’t have a facebook…
meh.
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Watchmatt-t:
vh1:
Pop Up Video is back on Oct. 3rd! And since we’re impatient folk on the Interwebs, here’s an advanced copy of first Pop Up treatment - Britney Spears’ “Till The World Ends.” Woohoo!
[VH1]
SHOUT OUTS TO VH1 FOR BRINGING THIS BACK and for the opening joke. well done.
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9/11/01 - My Perspective
I remember sitting in class in fifth grade, when they called us down to the library for a last minute “assembly.” I was sitting there watching my friends go home for early dismissal one by one. I remember some of them saying they had a doctor appointment or a dentist appointment, so at this point nothing to me seemed out of the ordinary, even if everybody was leaving early. As I...
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False Alarm
I have asthma. For some, it is a horrible condition to have but I am thankful that it has always been manageable for me. This morning I was at a friend’s concert when the kid next to me pointed at my arms and said “hey man, you’re turning blue.” I looked at them and started freaking out. This blue film started appearing on this one specific spot on both of my arms....
