My Family is 0 for 2 this weekend in intelligent conversation.
Start of Dinner
Grandpa: (raises glass) Here’s a toast to Mitchell who will be turning 20 on wednesday…cheers!
Mom: Mitch turns 20 on october 3rd not on wednesday…
Grandpa: O i thought it was wed.
Grandpa: Oh well i sent you a card and a check already
Mom: Now you gotta send him two checks =)
Grandpa: Well, I’ll send him another card on his birthday.
Mom: My birthday’s tomorrow…send me a check.
Grandpa: hahahah no