I will get paid 20 bucks to chew gum for 20 min. or less.
WHERE HAS THIS PLACE BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!?!?!?!?
in the whole world.
“aren’t they black?”
Me: “you could be living in Ethiopia”
Friend: ” or Massachusetts “
i really need to start saving up for an apartment.
1. getting my paycheck in which i can not take the money out right away
2. wasting gas on number 1
3. seeing my girlfriend
3. going to a library to get a book for my paper
4. preparing to start my paper
5. studying for a math test
6. realizing that i am fucked for both the math test and the paper
7. For a good time, please refer to number 3 and only number 3.
Sometimes, when people are in the middle of telling me something very serious and important, i tend to laugh. Not a loud, annoying laugh like something is actually funny, but a little chuckle to myself. I have no clue why i do that. Maybe to lighten the mood so i don’t have to deal head on with the situation at hand. At any rate, i do not actually mean for people to think that i am trying to be funny or think the situation is funny. It’s just one of those things I do that i am conscience about but have no idea why. So…..yea i think i’ll work on that.
P.S. Happy Easter!
it steers the whole ship.
- Brand New